Ryan has written 42 reviews for films rated ★★★½ .

  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season

    ★★★½

    “You Pump?”
    “What?”
    “Weights?” 
    “Yeah. You?”
    “Yeah”
    “How Much do you bench?”
    “Thou-thousand maybe”

  • One Night in Miami...

    One Night in Miami...

    ★★★½

    Kingsley Ben-Adir was phenomenal to say the least

    This is my favorite type of movie, very limited scenery and action, a movie completely driven and decided by its dialogue

    However there was just something missing, I can’t pinpoint it rn, but it just wasn’t there

    I did very much enjoy it, and thought the movie was solid, but there was just something holding it back

  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You

    ★★★½

    In high school I hit my throwing coach while winding back my javelin, thought that was pertinent information

  • The King of Staten Island

    The King of Staten Island

    ★★★½

    This was cool... still don’t accept Staten Island as a borough though

  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    ★★★½

    tik tok by kesha would've fit better than the nursery rhyme

  • Soul

    Soul

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Knicks fans rejoice! Your years of bad luck should be over now that 22 is gone

  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    ★★★½

    Sirius got his goose cooked

  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

    Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

    ★★★½

    I need more Dobby content

  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    ★★★½

    Someone said *magic*

  • Insurgent

    Insurgent

    ★★★½

    Guy like me simply would’ve just got a box cutter

  • Snowden

    Snowden

    ★★★½

    Should I take a pole dancing class with Shailene Woodley?

  • Promised Land

    Promised Land

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    What if we said fracking was good, but then we changed our minds, not because it’s bad, just because the company is big and scary