Ryan has written 22 reviews for films rated ★★★ .

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984


    I wish Pedro Pascal was in every movie I watched

  • Allegiant



    Guy like me would’ve just hit the serum with the Uno reverse card

  • Halloweentown High

    Halloweentown High


    Allegorical masterpiece

  • Not Another Teen Movie

    Not Another Teen Movie


    Odell would’ve loved Catherine

  • Impractical Jokers: The Movie

    Impractical Jokers: The Movie


    Paula Abdul is a great villain

  • A Kid from Coney Island

    A Kid from Coney Island


    DJ Clark Kent really got em with the whole can you even name who played with him on the knicks

  • Stuck on You

    Stuck on You


    Matt Damon robbed of an Oscar

  • An American Pickle

    An American Pickle


    The dream of having Seth Roger as more than one character has been achieved

  • Happy Feet

    Happy Feet


    A modern masterpiece

  • X-Men



    It was cool

  • Risky Business

    Risky Business


    Finally find a movie where Tom Cruise doesn’t annoy me, and then they go ahead and put Curtis Armstrong in it. 

    It’s like they want me to hate the movie 

    The mans voice just angers me so much

  • One Day

    One Day


    Performances carried the average script, ‘Twas quite sad