🎶 Shoot at you actors like movie directors 🎶
Well…put my head on a pike and call me Fjolnir. Robert Eggers’ latest, The Northman, has finally arrived, and my word has he upped the ante.
As a man who has often been mistaken for a Viking myself, The Northman hit me in all of the feels. It’s a monumental saga, almost too grand for the eyes to take in. Every shot is a psilocybic fever-dream. Every performance snarls at our still-beating hearts. Though I have an affinity for The…
Finally, after an eternity of waiting, Denis Villeneuve’s unicorn of a project, Dune, gets to strut its stuff out in public.
And my god is she beautiful.
To be honest, I don’t even know where to start—I feel like a child with low blood sugar in a Wonka-sized candy store. Actually, the more I think about it: how the fuck did Villeneuve even know where to start? The source material is so goddamn rich. Yet Villeneuve, somehow, has managed to…