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  • Bayonetta: Bloody Fate

    Bayonetta: Bloody Fate


    Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is how you do a proper video game movie adaptation.

    Bayonetta: Bloody Fate does such a great job capturing the sprit, the story, the characters, the action, the style, and the over-the-top personality that made the video game franchise so beloved to begin with. It pretty much follows the exact story as the first Bayonetta game (which already had a fantastic story on its own), but in doing so, it manages to make a few changes…

  • Michael Jackson's Thriller

    Michael Jackson's Thriller


    Easily one of the greatest (if not, the greatest) music videos ever made. Whether if you are fond of the song or not, the one thing you cannot deny is how amazingly-put-together this music video really is. From it's amazing opening, to its outstanding choreography, excellent pacing, and fantastically-THRILLing atmosphere. Not to mention how astoundingly-detailed the makeup is on werewolf Michael Jackson, and especially all of the ghouls. All of these numerous qualities combined make for a music video that…

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  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad


    Imagine that you are super excited to eat your one and only favorite food after a long time of not eating it and full of anticipation! Once your favorite food is there, right in front of you, the people who gave it to you decide to give you more food than what you've already wanted and left some things out of your favorite food that made it so special. Despite that, you are having the time of your life eating…

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War


    The Russo Brothers: "It's called, The Ugly Barnacle.

    Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died!

    The end."

    Me: "That didn't help at all."

    The Russo Brothers: "But they said he could snap, just like that!"

    Thanos: "WHAT?! Get off of me! If I weren't retired, I.. I..."

    *wipes out half of the universe*

    Thanos: "Do that! Out of my way, punk!"

    (Infinity War in a nutshell.)

    Holy fuck, I have not seen a movie this ambitious and emotionally nerve-wrecking, since ever. This is one of the most epic films I've ever seen.