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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    This movie is what plays in Donald Trump’s head when someone tells him he shouldn’t recommend drinking bleach 

    This movie made me really, truly appreciate the prequels. 

    I never want to see this fascist fucking trash again in my life.

  • Mad Max

    Mad Max


    The Mad Max movies have all been directed by a genius, and this series is probably in the running for the ‘Best Franchise, Period’ before you even get to the incredible masterpiece that is Mad Max: Fury Road. But I actually want to talk about the very first (and what some would consider ‘least’) entry in the series, Mad Max.

    I have been in the mood to revisit this series for a little while now, and perhaps it’s the social…

Popular reviews

  • The Counselor

    The Counselor


    Beautiful to look at and ugly to behold. 

    Helluva thing to see something this abstract and nihilistic presented so plainly. 

    It’s a nasty and virulent example of the form but it’s totally a coherent idea presented with care and craft. Whether it works for you will be entirely dependent upon your level of comfort dealing with the inexorability of total annihilation. 

    Nothing is more cruel than a coward.

  • Gemini Man

    Gemini Man


    Low-key If you don’t like GEMINI MAN, fuck you.