Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • The Witch
  • The Northman
  • No Country for Old Men

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  • The Big Lebowski


  • A Werewolf in England


  • Freddy vs. Jason


Pinned reviews

  • The Northman

    The Northman


    Legally I think I’m only allowed to say that I can’t wait.

    Medieval Films

  • Annihilation



    So, SO close to perfection. Some of the visuals were almost too ambitious for me and kind of took me out of the story. Nevertheless, this was an insightful and kinda harrowing look at what it means to be alive, conscious, etc. All the big questions. Whether intentionally or not, this story (and by extension screenplay) owes a great debt to Lovecraft.

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Popular reviews

  • The Thing

    The Thing


    “Maybe we’re at war with Norway.” 

    One of the most based movies of all time. The practical effects have more than stood the test of time, the acting is superb, and the screenplay is handled so masterfully that you can’t help but share the team’s paranoia. Lovecraft has never been done more justice on screen. 

    Plot: 5/5
    Visuals: 5/5
    Acting: 5/5
    Total: 5/5

    Cosmic Horror
    Body Horror

  • The Witch

    The Witch


    Personally, I would never breast feed a raven.