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  • Revealer

    ★★½

  • Fried Barry

    ★★

  • The Black Phone

    ★★★★

  • Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe

    ★★½

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  • Revealer

    Revealer

    ★★½

    Luke Boyce's low budget horror feature Revealer has a straightforward and fun premise on paper; that of an "ideological odd couple" who must hunker down in a neon drenched peep show booth to survive the Rapture. Now as for actual execution, I wouldn't exactly call Revealer the most stylistically original or enthralling pacing wise; however it does have it's creatively weightier moments, all of which carried by our leads Caito Aase and Shaina Schrooten. That all being said, Revealer is…

  • Fried Barry

    Fried Barry

    ★★

    When it comes to Fried Barry's utterly aimless and tediously unecessary, albeit often daringly bizarre, 99 minute runtime...I can only assume that writer and director Ryan Kruger took that one weird film course where the instructor told him that the "soul of wit" is not "brevity" but rather "lanky adult babies who look like unmasked Scooby Doo villians."

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  • Color Out of Space

    Color Out of Space

    Ok. I'm baffled here for a number of reasons. I was recommended this HP Lovecraft adaption in good faith and never in my life have I seen such a laughable mess (understatement) receive so much praise from a majority of outlets. It currently has an 83% on Rotten Tomatoes, and I'm truly astounded and both confused considering you have all the hallmarks of a "unintended" comedy classic here, let alone a "good" movie. If you were to create a schlock…

  • The Shining

    The Shining

    ★★★★★

    Why am I even attempting to review this? It's 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨. A monsoon of gore. Ghost furries. Jack Nicholsons eyebrows. An axe. Another axe. Ghost bartender. Everyone loves this fucking movie. If you have not seen it, you're late to a party that's been going on 40 years straight.