Rylan Repulsive

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Favorite films

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer
  • The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
  • Frownland
  • The Return of the Living Dead

Recent activity

  • Thanksgiving


  • Thanksgiving


  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes


  • Rollerball


Pinned reviews

  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods


    Dear NBCUniversal,

    As a loyal season pass holder to your theme parks, I unfortunately must give you an ultimatum: either bring back The Cabin in the Woods maze to Halloween Horror Nights, or I am just going to keep crop dusting the gift shop for the Secret Life of Pets ride...it's as simple as that.


    A man with IBS and a lot of time on his hands

  • Halloween II

    Halloween II


    Pumpkin King Marathon 🎃 👑 (2021)

    *12 (of 31)

    Dimension Films Exec: "Thanks for stopping by Rob, as you know we got big plans for your 𝘏𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 sequel and... - "

    Rob Zombie: "Pay me in fog machines or I walk."

    Exec: "What...?"

    Rob Zombie: {takes a swig of homemade moonshine in milk carton} "You heard me you stupid fuck! Instead of paying me one mill to direct, I want roughly 20,000 fog machines from the nearest party supply…

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Color Out of Space

    Color Out of Space

    Ok. I'm baffled here for a number of reasons. I was recommended this HP Lovecraft adaption in good faith and never in my life have I seen such a laughable mess (understatement) receive so much praise from a majority of outlets. It currently has an 83% on Rotten Tomatoes, and I'm truly astounded and both confused considering you have all the hallmarks of a "unintended" comedy classic here, let alone a "good" movie. If you were to create a schlock…

  • The Shining

    The Shining


    Why am I even attempting to review this? It's 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨. A monsoon of gore. Ghost furries. Jack Nicholsons eyebrows. An axe. Another axe. Ghost bartender. Everyone loves this fucking movie. If you have not seen it, you're late to a party that's been going on 40 years straight.