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  • Agent Cody Banks

    Agent Cody Banks


    wow this movie is dumb but frankie muniz is in it so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse



    to preface, i lived in B.D.S (before dev patel sighting) and i now live in A.D.S (after dev patel sighting). bold of you to assume i DON'T have the image of him in that tan knitted sweater he was wearing seared into my mind.

    i can't really review this movie because people on here have done it wayyy better than i ever could and the only thing i can come up with is this:…

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  • Falling Inn Love

    Falling Inn Love


    plot twist: gilbert turns into a human at midnight and HE'S the one who fixed the house because HE'S the one falling inn love with gabriella

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    real reason why fanboys hate this movie: they're so used to getting fan service (something the force awakens is full of) that they can't stand their favorite characters getting an actual character arc rather than staying as the same bland characters with no flaws