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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023
The first time anyone has taken a swing at adapting D&D to film and bothered to try making it fun.
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The Cider House Rules 1999
If you programmed a computer to analyze Best Picture nominees across time and algorithmically generate its ideal 90s Best Picture out of the corpses of those films, The Cider House Rules is what you’d get.
This is a film that manages to be thematically and emotionally hollow, whole still managing to be super gross and manipulative. That this got nominated over the piles of great films in ‘99 is truly a thing.
Anyway. The Cider House does not rule, and the rules of the Cider House show up for maybe five seconds of the film, so there you go.
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