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  • The Room

    The Room

    ★★★★★

    Seconds before we watched this, I stepped in dog shit. So if that isn't symbolic, then IDK what is.

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

    ★★★★★

    Some woman behind me: "Well... Someone's gonna have to explain that one to me!"

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  • Fifty Shades Darker

    Fifty Shades Darker

    ½

    No. No no no. NO. N.O. FUCKING NO. Not Van Morrison. Don't do it, movie. You have already ruined one of my favorite Ella Fitzgerald songs, and then you brought in the fucking Police (idk how Sting approved this), but do NOT RUIN MOONDANCE TOO. VAN MORRISON IS O F F LIMITS.

  • Fifty Shades Freed

    Fifty Shades Freed

    ½

    Honestly guys, I peed my pants from laughing so hard at this piece of crap I kid you not