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  • Dracula 3D

    Dracula 3D

    ½

  • Streets of Fire

    Streets of Fire

    ★★★★

    I don’t often write reviews of the films I watch, but for this film, I will make an exception to my laziness. What can be said about this flick? Well for one thing, and for those that aren’t familiar with this slice of 80s pop culture, this movie is sort of like Escape From New York meets Blues Brothers meets The Rocky Horror Picture Show meets West Side Story meets Blue Velvet meets Streetfighters meets Ghostbusters. Our main character, Tom,…

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  • Fifty Shades Freed

    Fifty Shades Freed

    ½

    Honestly guys, I peed my pants from laughing so hard at this piece of crap I kid you not

  • Fifty Shades Darker

    Fifty Shades Darker

    ½

    No. No no no. NO. N.O. FUCKING NO. Not Van Morrison. Don't do it, movie. You have already ruined one of my favorite Ella Fitzgerald songs, and then you brought in the fucking Police (idk how Sting approved this), but do NOT RUIN MOONDANCE TOO. VAN MORRISON IS O F F LIMITS.