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  • True Stories
  • What's Up, Doc?
  • Polyester
  • Braindead

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  • Coraline

    ★★★★★

  • Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

    ★★★★★

  • Skate Witches

  • Spree

    ★★★★★

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  • Xanadu

    Xanadu

    ★★★★★

    Some of y’all need to go take a lap and then eat a plate of crow and you WILL find me dead atop the XANADU STAN HILL // Susan Sontag would be so disappointed

  • Stick It

    Stick It

    ★★★★★

    Men should be forced to Clockwork Orange watch this feminist manifesto

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  • Fifty Shades Freed

    Fifty Shades Freed

    ½

    Honestly guys, I peed my pants from laughing so hard at this piece of crap I kid you not

  • Fifty Shades Darker

    Fifty Shades Darker

    ½

    No. No no no. NO. N.O. FUCKING NO. Not Van Morrison. Don't do it, movie. You have already ruined one of my favorite Ella Fitzgerald songs, and then you brought in the fucking Police (idk how Sting approved this), but do NOT RUIN MOONDANCE TOO. VAN MORRISON IS O F F LIMITS.