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  Inland Empire 2006

  ★★★★★ Watched by Houston Murphy 13 May 2022 2

  Mom's review: That was boring as hell.

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  Shithouse 2020

  ★★★★ Watched by Houston Murphy 11 May 2022

  Pretty similar to my first year in college, except instead of a roommate who shit his pants, I had a roommate who screamed at Fortnite while I was having a panic attack. And instead of a cute RA down the hall, I had a mental breakdown that cause me to drop out of my second semester.

  #collegelife #harlemshake

Popular reviews

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  The Happytime Murders 2018

  ★ Watched by Houston Murphy 23 Aug 2018 9

  AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  THE PUPPET SAID “FUCK” 😂😂😂
  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  THE PUPPET SHOT SILLY STRING OUTTA HIS DICK 😂😂😂

  GUYS THIS MOVIE IS DEEP 😳😳😳
  DID YOU KNOW THIS MOVIE IS AN ALLEGOERY FOR RACISM?????? 😳😳😳

  GUYS I LITERALLY LEGITAMELTY ACTUALLY REALLY DIED OF LAUGHTER WHEN THE PUPPET SAID HE WOULD SUCK MELISSA MCCARTHEY’S DICK 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  Slender Man 2018

  ½ Watched by Houston Murphy 09 Aug 2018 12

  Me: Wow! 2018 has been a pretty great year for horror movies. Between A Quiet Place, Hereditary, and Unfriended 2, we have a pretty diverse choice of good horror movies.

  Slender Man (2018): *teleports behind me and hits the motherfucking t-pose* Nothing personal, chief