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  • Mulholland Drive
  • Chinatown
  • The Godfather
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  • Caitlin Plays Herself

    ★★★½

  • Cuddly Toys

    ★★★

  • Inland Empire

    ★★★★★

  • The House That Jack Built

    ★★★★★

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  • Inland Empire

    Inland Empire

    ★★★★★

    Mom's review: That was boring as hell.

  • Shithouse

    Shithouse

    ★★★★

    Pretty similar to my first year in college, except instead of a roommate who shit his pants, I had a roommate who screamed at Fortnite while I was having a panic attack. And instead of a cute RA down the hall, I had a mental breakdown that cause me to drop out of my second semester.

    #collegelife #harlemshake

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  • The Happytime Murders

    The Happytime Murders

    AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    THE PUPPET SAID “FUCK” 😂😂😂
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    THE PUPPET SHOT SILLY STRING OUTTA HIS DICK 😂😂😂

    GUYS THIS MOVIE IS DEEP 😳😳😳
    DID YOU KNOW THIS MOVIE IS AN ALLEGOERY FOR RACISM?????? 😳😳😳

    GUYS I LITERALLY LEGITAMELTY ACTUALLY REALLY DIED OF LAUGHTER WHEN THE PUPPET SAID HE WOULD SUCK MELISSA MCCARTHEY’S DICK 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Slender Man

    Slender Man

    Me: Wow! 2018 has been a pretty great year for horror movies. Between A Quiet Place, Hereditary, and Unfriended 2, we have a pretty diverse choice of good horror movies.

    Slender Man (2018): *teleports behind me and hits the motherfucking t-pose* Nothing personal, chief