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  • Mulholland Drive
  • Chinatown
  • The Godfather
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  • The Celebration

    ★★★★

  • Mary

    ★★★½

  • Joe Bell

  • Autoerotic

    ★★

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  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid

    Complete bastardization of one of my favorite books (unironically).

    The Cheese Touch is still one of the greatest plot devices in any form of media.

  • Bruised

    Bruised

    ★★

    Lacks the "ticking clock" that most great fighting movies I've seen have. In one scene, there's the 3rd training montage and then suddenly, we're at the main fight of the movie. Let me tell you, that sucker punched me harder than any of the fighters experienced in this movie.

    The soundtrack slaps, though.

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  • The Happytime Murders

    The Happytime Murders

    AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    THE PUPPET SAID “FUCK” 😂😂😂
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    THE PUPPET SHOT SILLY STRING OUTTA HIS DICK 😂😂😂

    GUYS THIS MOVIE IS DEEP 😳😳😳
    DID YOU KNOW THIS MOVIE IS AN ALLEGOERY FOR RACISM?????? 😳😳😳

    GUYS I LITERALLY LEGITAMELTY ACTUALLY REALLY DIED OF LAUGHTER WHEN THE PUPPET SAID HE WOULD SUCK MELISSA MCCARTHEY’S DICK 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Slender Man

    Slender Man

    Me: Wow! 2018 has been a pretty great year for horror movies. Between A Quiet Place, Hereditary, and Unfriended 2, we have a pretty diverse choice of good horror movies.

    Slender Man (2018): *teleports behind me and hits the motherfucking t-pose* Nothing personal, chief