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Shithouse 2020
Pretty similar to my first year in college, except instead of a roommate who shit his pants, I had a roommate who screamed at Fortnite while I was having a panic attack. And instead of a cute RA down the hall, I had a mental breakdown that cause me to drop out of my second semester.
#collegelife #harlemshake
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The Happytime Murders 2018
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE PUPPET SAID “FUCK” 😂😂😂
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE PUPPET SHOT SILLY STRING OUTTA HIS DICK 😂😂😂GUYS THIS MOVIE IS DEEP 😳😳😳
DID YOU KNOW THIS MOVIE IS AN ALLEGOERY FOR RACISM?????? 😳😳😳GUYS I LITERALLY LEGITAMELTY ACTUALLY REALLY DIED OF LAUGHTER WHEN THE PUPPET SAID HE WOULD SUCK MELISSA MCCARTHEY’S DICK 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Slender Man 2018
Me: Wow! 2018 has been a pretty great year for horror movies. Between A Quiet Place, Hereditary, and Unfriended 2, we have a pretty diverse choice of good horror movies.
Slender Man (2018): *teleports behind me and hits the motherfucking t-pose* Nothing personal, chief