Complete bastardization of one of my favorite books (unironically).
The Cheese Touch is still one of the greatest plot devices in any form of media.
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Bruised 2021
Lacks the "ticking clock" that most great fighting movies I've seen have. In one scene, there's the 3rd training montage and then suddenly, we're at the main fight of the movie. Let me tell you, that sucker punched me harder than any of the fighters experienced in this movie.
The soundtrack slaps, though.
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The Happytime Murders 2018
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE PUPPET SAID “FUCK” 😂😂😂
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE PUPPET SHOT SILLY STRING OUTTA HIS DICK 😂😂😂GUYS THIS MOVIE IS DEEP 😳😳😳
DID YOU KNOW THIS MOVIE IS AN ALLEGOERY FOR RACISM?????? 😳😳😳GUYS I LITERALLY LEGITAMELTY ACTUALLY REALLY DIED OF LAUGHTER WHEN THE PUPPET SAID HE WOULD SUCK MELISSA MCCARTHEY’S DICK 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Slender Man 2018
Me: Wow! 2018 has been a pretty great year for horror movies. Between A Quiet Place, Hereditary, and Unfriended 2, we have a pretty diverse choice of good horror movies.
Slender Man (2018): *teleports behind me and hits the motherfucking t-pose* Nothing personal, chief
