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  • In the Line of Fire

    ★★★½

  • Epic Movie

  • Rebel Without a Cause

    ★★★

  • Wedding Crashers

    ★★½

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  • In the Line of Fire

    In the Line of Fire

    ★★★½

    In the Line of Fire is about a secret service agent Frank who worked under JFK when he was assassinated and is now a grizzled old man, separated from his wife and the only active serviceman who lost a president. Now a terrorist is threatening to kill the current president and it’s up to Frank to stop him.

    Delivering a great performance as usual Clint Eastwood is the grizzled old agent who’s witty and can be hard to work with.…

  • Epic Movie

    Epic Movie

    There’s like a heartbeat of a story in here so it isn’t utter COMPLETE utter nonsense.

    At the same time this is like a cauldron full of throw up made of movies specifically from 2004-2007

    HOT GARBAGE

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  • Rebel Without a Cause

    Rebel Without a Cause

    ★★★

    Do you think the end of the world will come at nighttime?

    Rebel Without A Cause is largely a movie about the complex relationships between family and their teenagers who want to explore their freedom by being delinquents.

    First off James Dean is a heartthrob, he’s handsome, charming, apparently everyone thinks he’s an lgbt+ icon when he’s openly denied being gay and likely had some insecurities about it if he was but I digress. He’s not the best actor. He…

  • Wedding Crashers

    Wedding Crashers

    ★★½

    I don’t know what’s cringier the fact that Bradley Coopers name in this is Sack or that Will Ferrel is crashing funerals AND IT WORKS.

    So Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn are sleazy fucks who like to crash weddings and the only thing that keeps it from being totally creepy is they’re actually really charming and funny. Definitely one of my favorite Vince Vaughn movies even if he’s just doing his thing throughout the entire movie. Ya know? That thing…

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  • Se7en

    Se7en

    ★★★★★

    Everything about Se7en is perfect. 
    There isn't one scene in the entire movie that feels out of place, there isn't one bad performance, there aren't any bland cliché's, loose ends or cheap thrills. The entire movie earns every ounce of suspense, every shocking moment and every moment of unpleasantness.

    The atmosphere is miserable and sour befitting with the type of world that's illustrated by Kevin Spacey and Morgan Freeman's character. We never learn which city it's taken place in giving…

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    “The movie is entirely tendentious. It’s all planned yet it isn’t thought out.”
    -Jake’s schizophrenic vision of his ideal self


    This is a movie for intellecutals. I am not one of those. I am just a dumb dumb normie watcher of movies. But I will say this with confidence, I am really sick of purely interpretational movies for MaH tHeMeS.

    If you enjoy this movie then good on ya, there are a lot of things in this movie to praise…