Artemis Fowl ½

I'm not even gonna bother with a full length review, this is barely a movie with barely a story.

I still don't know what I just watched.
This movie is nearly incoherent in every aspect and one of the worst movies visually, narratively, in pacing and in characterization I've ever seen.

No, just no. This movie needs to be Thanos snapped.

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