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anti film intellectual 
i change my favorites pretty frequently 
#horror

Favorite films

  • Phantasm
  • Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em
  • Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
  • Dawn of the Dead

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  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    ★½

  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    ★½

  • Phantasm

    ★★★★★

  • Daredevil

    ★★½

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  • Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em

    Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em

    ★★★★★

    Even better on a second watch. You can pick out so many of the set design tricks and practical effects that were done. It's incredibly charming. I'm in love with how simple the movie is but the fucker NEVER leaves my mind. It's genuinely becoming like a top 5. Might be my favorite comedy... ever. Don't let that fool you though this movie gets fucking dark, like I mean PITCH black dark.

    Smoke ’Em If You Got ’Em is everything I want in a movie. Love it.

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★★★

    I say everything with the upmost sincerity.

    Cognitively trained myself to be hopelessly optimistic about this movie, for months, not caring about the two movies prior. I effortlessly trained to this point simply to understand the vulgar auteurism surrounding Snyder. After watching this I can honestly say whether ironic or not, I simply don’t get it. I mean this 100 percent. Everything about this was just more of what people seemed hate about the original cut, everything but the tone.…