No Time to Die

No Time to Die ★★★

My friend brought his own melted butter to the movie theater because he wanted to add real butter to the popcorn, but it kind of just looked like he was emptying the drainage bag of a urinary catheter in public.

Most of this was pretty generally entertaining and well shot, but Rami Malek playing a gross wrinkly caricature of himself and all the way too on-the-nose dialogue certainly felt like enough urinary catheter drainage to taint the butter on screen.

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