"Remember when we sharpened our crayons together?"
"Yeah, right after we had sex."

Okay I finished watching them all again, and I don't know what's wrong with me but I've seen Parking Lot Wedding three times. At least I stopped repeatedly rewatching John Mulaney specials?

The only person alive who could make me laugh at a joke involving her dogs being killed on a busy road, after I spent three hours yesterday crying about my puppy who was recently killed on our busy road. That is the power of Hannah Gadsby, and I also just like hearing her voice.

Was the last remake not white enough?

*I have not seen this film and won't because yikes the ratings. this comment section has aged me a whole decade in one year. it's a joke and it's not good enough of one to keep discussing it.

Ya'll never gunna catch me alone in a room with my dad ever again. Scratch the dad part, I mean any white man with facial hair in general.