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  • Stoker
  • Scream
  • Closet Monster
  • Rebecca

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  • Men

    ★★½

  • The Black Phone

    ★★★★

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

    ★★★★★

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    ★★★★★

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  • Men

    Men

    ★★½

    Very similar to how I felt about Master and Crimes of the Future that had both come out this year. A very curious and thrilling premise, great cast, disturbing atmosphere and horror. But then they all ended the same way, ambiguous, lacklustre and surprisingly tame.

    Men was okay, and the horror was sickening in ways I didn't even expect. The tension of the first half was perfect, and Rory Kinnear was brilliant as always! I just can't wrap my head…

  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ★★★★

    Those jump scares GOT me! And the sister was truly the star of the film, a total icon. I loved The Black Phone and I can’t wait for so many more horror fans to watch it. I rate horror differently, a little more lenient, but the bar was just set so low and broad in modern horror, and I love to be impressed.

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  • The Grudge

    The Grudge

    Was the last remake not white enough?

    *I have not seen this film and won't because yikes the ratings. this comment section has aged me a whole decade in one year. it's a joke and it's not good enough of one to keep discussing it.

  • The Clovehitch Killer

    The Clovehitch Killer

    ★★★★

    Ya'll never gunna catch me alone in a room with my dad ever again. Scratch the dad part, I mean any white man with facial hair in general.