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  • National Treasure

    National Treasure


    This film is the REAL national treasure! I'm high and here to tell you why this film will bitch slap me until the day I die. I rewatched this on my birthday, completely sober with my father, one brother and one of my best friends. Phenomenal birthday, hell yes. I used to watch this so much as a child and here's why it's still wicked as fuck.

    Holy smokes! Let's talk about the fact that someone had to write these…

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  • Marriage Story

    Marriage Story


    This is not a helpful review, but I kept waiting for a slightly deeper layer that didn't happen. Maybe I expect every "marriage story" to be Possession, maybe not. We'll never know because I've had so many bad takes this year, I'm starting to feel a little too judgemental. I judge my brothers for being like this, and here we are!

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut


    It's hard to watch a movie that is so perfect and overwhelming to a mass amount of people and to finish it feeling "Okay, that was fine." It was beautiful, very eerie and I'll admit the concept is terrifying. However, this was more about class and the impact of sex (to put very, very simply) and the well conceived tension wasn't enough to keep me entertained.

    Sometimes I feel really out of the loop and honestly, incredibly unintelligent when I…

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  • The Grudge

    The Grudge

    Was the last remake not white enough?

  • The Clovehitch Killer

    The Clovehitch Killer


    Ya'll never gunna catch me alone in a room with my dad ever again. Scratch the dad part, I mean any white man with facial hair in general.