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  • Frankenhooker

    Frankenhooker

    "What do you remember about Frankenhooker?"

    Sam: "GOT ANY MONEY?? There was a whole bunch of hookers that he exploded and made into one hooker and she was like... purple? And she just yelled everything. LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME??"

  • Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

    Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

    "What do you remember about Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant?"

    Sam: "They make the kid a half-vampire and there was fat, grown-up Pugsley like "I like to do mysterious things and I'm gonna make my own evil vampire" and they were called the Vampinese, which like, what?"

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  • Kingpin

    Kingpin

    "What do you remember about Kingpin?"

    Sam: "Bill Murray was like the villain, and he was like "I'm the fucking main bowler and no one can bowl like me but let's hustle people, but then I'm gonna hustle YOU."

  • A Clockwork Orange

    A Clockwork Orange

    "What do you remember about A Clockwork Orange?"

    Sam: "There was so much rape in that movie! It was fucking ridiculous but I was oddly attracted to the main character."