"What do you remember about Frankenhooker?"
Sam: "GOT ANY MONEY?? There was a whole bunch of hookers that he exploded and made into one hooker and she was like... purple? And she just yelled everything. LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME??"
"What do you remember about Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant?"
Sam: "They make the kid a half-vampire and there was fat, grown-up Pugsley like "I like to do mysterious things and I'm gonna make my own evil vampire" and they were called the Vampinese, which like, what?"
"What do you remember about Her?"
Sam: "I hate Scarlett Johansson."
Me: "Why do you hate her so much?"
Sam: "I didn't like her in Don Jones. Don John? Don Johnson? Something like that. And she was a computer and she was kind of a dick, and she was like "All computers are leaving" and all of the computers just left and that's how it ended."