Samantha has written 26 reviews for films with no rating.

  • Constantine

    Constantine

    "What do you remember about Constantine?"

    Sam: "Keanu Reeves and Girl were super, super monotone the entire time and there was like, no range and his disciple, I don't even know, the guy that follows him around dies, and he's like "Colin. You're dead now."

  • Hackers

    Hackers

    "What do you remember about Hackers?"

    Sam: "The girl told the guy that there's a pool upstairs and he's like "okay thanks, I'm gonna go to this pool." Then he goes up there and there wasn't a pool, so he's like soaked from I guess rain? I don't even remember. He comes downstairs and she's all like "hmmhmmhmm" and he's like "bitch..."