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  • Over the Edge
  • Nashville
  • Summertime
  • Nine to Five

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  • The Bubble

  • Mean Girls

    ★★★★

  • Elvira's Haunted Hills

    ★★

  • Let the Wrong One In

    ★★

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  • The Aristocats

    The Aristocats

    ★★

    This movie is tedious.  Bland, one-dimensional characters.  The backgrounds and color choices are often lovely and the staging is sometimes interesting; but if it weren’t for the racism, I’d feel almost nothing at all.  

    However, I’m impressed by how much trouble the artists undertook just to avoid the cats having anything resembling an asshole.

  • Dogma

    Dogma

    ★★½

    Drink every time Linda Fiorentino asks a question.  If you’re actually going to try this, the number for the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is 1-800-273-8255.  Try and call BEFORE you attempt the game.

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  • The Cool Ones

    The Cool Ones

    ★★

    For a minute, I thought the blonde-haired, blue-eyed romantic leads of this regressively bonkers 60's dance-craze styled musical comedy wouldn't get together... but golly, I sure was wrong!


    To be fair, I almost peed myself laughing during two of the most absurdly ridiculous musical numbers in succession I've even seen on film.  If it was intentional, then mission accomplished!

  • Lamb

    Lamb

    ★★★

    At first I was surprised by how comfortable Noomi Rapace was with the entire situation, but to be honest, I’ve always been more comfortable with a poly-cotton blend.