Pretty subtle Jim Stewart performance here.
A telephone argument between Richard Harrison and some Ninja Empire executive is the most quotable film scene in recent memory.
3 days, 66 hours, 31 weeks, 8 seconds, 40 minutes, this minute has 17 hours, nothing gets reformed, shadows consume the golden ninja puzzle apparatus. Right before the dissolve-fade salts reveals colorful forms inside.
This feels like a movie from The Asylum.....in a god-awful way.
The production value is disgusting to look at.
The special effects are piss-poor.
The acting is piss-poor.
The costume designs are terrible.
Everything about this movie is terrible!
Can someone please lobotomize these filmmakers?
Not only is Sex Tape the worst Apple commercial ever, but it is also one of the worst movies of the year. It is truly a cynical and idiotic exercise.
In this deeply tedious picture, Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel get off their lazy, rich asses and fail to resurrect their sex life as their…