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  Original Gangstas 1996

  ★★★★½ Watched by Salim 26 Jun 2022

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  Moulin Rouge! 2001

  Rewatched by Salim 24 Jun 2022

  THE BAZ LUHRMANN BURGER RECIPE:

  START by taking in 4 raw sausages of any kind (preferably of mixed nationalities and thickness).

  Stuff each of the sausages with plenty of Diamonds and, for extra POP, Plastic Pearls.

  Prepare your frying pan or cooking tray (most recommended to use either two), or any other griller of choice.

  On a frying pan or cooking receptacle tray, more than generously, add olive oil, rose water, and normal water. Set the heat to medium and…

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  Disaster Movie 2008

  ½ Added by Salim 4

  This feels like a movie from The Asylum.....in a god-awful way.

  The production value is disgusting to look at.

  The special effects are piss-poor.

  The acting is piss-poor.

  The costume designs are terrible.

  Everything about this movie is terrible!

  Can someone please lobotomize these filmmakers?

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  Sex Tape 2014

  ½ Added by Salim 3

  I thought that "The Cloud" had a privacy policy, you know, to avoid the stupid shit that occurs in this movie; just a suggestion, writers.
  Not only is Sex Tape the worst Apple commercial ever, but it is also one of the worst movies of the year. It is truly a cynical and idiotic exercise.

  In this deeply tedious picture, Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel get off their lazy, rich asses and fail to resurrect their sex life as their…