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  • Starship Troopers

    Starship Troopers

    ★★★★★

    A movie that gets the swaying power push of 1990s telemedia and technological communications (Americans' reliance on TV)
    inside a satirical mockery of military conformity, military imperialism and Robert Heinlein's novel
    that is also aesthetically, emotionally, thematically involved enough to rouse unironic war enthusiasts and sneaky, curious kids. A film for anybody, lol.


    If I had my own Armond White Better-Than List for '97:
    STARSHIP TROOPERS > Neil LaBute's obvious and absurdly homophobic nihilist satire IN THE COMPANY OF MEN

  • The Usual Suspects

    The Usual Suspects

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A neanderthal universe centered around The Evil (and sensuous) Actor.
    This Is America.

    This is hilariously bad movie, someone please send me the gay porno version............????? I wanna know where, there has to be an honest flipside to this one's subtext....

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  • Disaster Movie

    Disaster Movie

    ½

    This feels like a movie from The Asylum.....in a god-awful way.

    The production value is disgusting to look at.

    The special effects are piss-poor.

    The acting is piss-poor.

    The costume designs are terrible.

    Everything about this movie is terrible!

    Can someone please lobotomize these filmmakers?

  • Sex Tape

    Sex Tape

    ½

    I thought that "The Cloud" had a privacy policy, you know, to avoid the stupid shit that occurs in this movie; just a suggestion, writers.
    Not only is Sex Tape the worst Apple commercial ever, but it is also one of the worst movies of the year. It is truly a cynical and idiotic exercise.

    In this deeply tedious picture, Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel get off their lazy, rich asses and fail to resurrect their sex life as their…