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  • Running Scared

    Running Scared

    ★★★

    I did not expect this to be as funny as it was.

    I also didn't expect to see the fantasy bits. There's a music piece in the film that gives off a bigger clue than the illusions & interesting visual pieces. Minus the end credits.

    Stylistically, not an embarrassing Scott-derivitive, but a very good 2000s blend canvas of its own.

  • The Grandmaster

    The Grandmaster

    ★★½

    I'm starting to like Wong Kar Wai's auteurism more and more. Visually sharp guy, love his understanding for visual language
    & action philosophy as well. While at the same time, the force of Wein-hand is still one of the most profoundly retarded entities in cinema history.

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  • Disaster Movie

    Disaster Movie

    ½

    This feels like a movie from The Asylum.....in a god-awful way.

    The production value is disgusting to look at.

    The special effects are piss-poor.

    The acting is piss-poor.

    The costume designs are terrible.

    Everything about this movie is terrible!

    Can someone please lobotomize these filmmakers?

  • Sex Tape

    Sex Tape

    ½

    I thought that "The Cloud" had a privacy policy, you know, to avoid the stupid shit that occurs in this movie; just a suggestion, writers.
    Not only is Sex Tape the worst Apple commercial ever, but it is also one of the worst movies of the year. It is truly a cynical and idiotic exercise.

    In this deeply tedious picture, Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel get off their lazy, rich asses and fail to resurrect their sex life as their…