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-not to brag but a few years ago @TheLonelyIsland followed me on twitter because I would frequently post poorly-photoshopped pictures of Andy & myself :’)
-although I am clearly a master of photoshop, here’s a real, authentic conversation via dms we once had
-Also this movie inspired my first ever hotmail password “andyforever” 😌
-pls no one hack me
“I’m freakin pumped! I’ve been drinking green tea all goddamn day!”
-After this movie ended & my tears had dried I thought I was coping fine.. but then I looked over at the withered plant on my bedside table and sobbed uncontrollably??!!!?
-And that shit’s been dead for a while now it wasn’t some new profound realization but yeah just wanted everyone to know I’m not okay :’)
-...ok but I had nightmares. For YEARS.
-refused to play ANY board games. Terrified I’d get sucked the heck in.
-missed out on a lot of family game nights :(
-probably should have actually gone to therapy tbh
Sarah Whittle: I was a little girl, Alan. You disappeared.. I was afraid. I'm sorry, Alan. No one believed me. I was all alone.
Alan Parrish: So was I. For 26 years, Sarah.
Anyone else just get chills???
-NUMBER ONE on my childhood trauma list :')