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  • The Favourite

    The Favourite

    ★★★★★

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  • Hot Rod

    Hot Rod

    ★★★★★

    -not to brag but a few years ago @TheLonelyIsland followed me on twitter because I would frequently post poorly-photoshopped pictures of Andy & myself :’)
    -although I am clearly a master of photoshop, here’s a real, authentic conversation via dms we once had
    -Also this movie inspired my first ever hotmail password “andyforever” 😌
    -pls no one hack me

    “I’m freakin pumped! I’ve been drinking green tea all goddamn day!”

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  • Manchester by the Sea

    Manchester by the Sea

    ★★★★

    -After this movie ended & my tears had dried I thought I was coping fine.. but then I looked over at the withered plant on my bedside table and sobbed uncontrollably??!!!?
    -And that shit’s been dead for a while now it wasn’t some new profound realization but yeah just wanted everyone to know I’m not okay :’)

  • Jumanji

    Jumanji

    ½

    -...ok but I had nightmares. For YEARS.
    -refused to play ANY board games. Terrified I’d get sucked the heck in.
    -missed out on a lot of family game nights :(
    -probably should have actually gone to therapy tbh

    Sarah Whittle: I was a little girl, Alan. You disappeared.. I was afraid. I'm sorry, Alan. No one believed me. I was all alone. 
    Alan Parrish: So was I. For 26 years, Sarah.

    Anyone else just get chills???

    -NUMBER ONE on my childhood trauma list :')

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  • Incredibles 2

    Incredibles 2

    ★★★★

    -Since 2004 Elastigirl’s really been out there provin’ THICK💪THIGHS🍑SAVE💥LIVES™🙌

  • Ocean's Eight

    Ocean's Eight

    ★★★

    -shocked and upset when at the end, Sandra Bullock was in fact NOT riding off into the Italian sunset on the back of Cate Blanchett’s motorcycle but hey