• Argylle

    Argylle

    ★½

    Didn’t go into this expecting it to be good but holy shit was it bad…. Who’s gonna tell matthew vaughn that ‘twists’ are only effective when there’s not 800 of them senselessly in a row, shit

  • Prisoners

    Prisoners

    ★★★★½

    Brb as I pray to god that if this movie gives me a nightmare tonight it’ll at least feature sexy Jake Gyllenhaal’s knuckle tattoos Amen 🙏

  • Anatomy of a Fall

    Anatomy of a Fall

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Pretty much it’s been a few hours and my mind is still reeling. Initially I felt disappointed it never went full-blown Gone Girl balls to the wall but the more I think about it, the finer I feel about that.
    Could the courtroom scenes have been slightly (or significantly) condensed?
    I would certainly say so.
    Did every single actor (and animal) give it their fuckin ALL??? 
    I would certainly! 🫡 Say so! 🥹🐾

  • Mrs. Doubtfire

    Mrs. Doubtfire

    ★★★★

    It’s really really crazy that I hadn’t seen this until now because it’s super funny and awesome and it pretty much cracked me up

  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls

    ★★½

    Why was that ugly Summer I Turned Pretty guy even in promo or interviews for this… don’t get me wrong he seems nice enough but the boy hardly spoke and never even sang…?!

  • Theater Camp

    Theater Camp

    ★★★★

    In the summers growing up I would go to a little something called The Magical✨Musical🎶Theater😌 and for my audition one year I made the executive decision to sing that one god awful “I want the world!😤 I want the WHOLE world!😡 I wanna lock it all up in my pocket, it’s MY bar of chocolate! GIVE IT, TO ME, NOWW🤬” veruca salt ass song anyway yeah I was obnoxious and still am, if you couldn’t tell! :’)

  • The Iron Claw

    The Iron Claw

    ★★★½

    I’ve been very vocal on here (as well as in my everyday life) about my love for brothers hugging. God there’s nothing like it. And I’ll be honest, there’s never quite enough. I always want to be shown more embraces. Like at least double if not quadruple the given amount

  • The Beekeeper

    The Beekeeper

    ★½

    1/2 star for Jason and 1 for my Joshy! Love you babies but this movie was really so crazy bad

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    ★★★★

    First thing that entered my mind this morning was the museum scene and I just laid there, head on pillow, smiling. Because I really couldn’t think of a better way to have started my day<3333333 🖼️

  • Self Reliance

    Self Reliance

    ★★★

    💘💖💓💞✨Sandy Amberg ✨💞💓💖💘

  • Drillbit Taylor

    Drillbit Taylor

    ★★★½

    Owen Wilson with his prince-ass gorgeous hair fuck off this movie rocks

  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You

    ★★★★½

    The paintball kiss FUCK there’s nothin like it