Sam of the Night

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Favorite films

  • Crawl
  • Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again
  • The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
  • Demolition Man

Recent activity

  • Dumb Money


  • Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes

  • The Visit


  • Pet Sematary: Bloodlines


Recent reviews

  • Dumb Money

    Dumb Money


    A barely adequate—but very well acted—narrative version of a pretty important event.

  • Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes

    Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes

    First half: dumb
    Second half: hilariously dumb

    At no point did I know what was going on in this movie.

Popular reviews

  • Set It Off

    Set It Off


    "What's the fucking procedure when you got a gun at your head?"

  • How It Ends

    How It Ends

    Simultaneously the most boring road trip movie ever and the dumbest apocalypse movie ever.