I don't know if I can make it through this. The first 5 minutes are the most annoying minutes I've ever suffered through on film.

Maybe I'll just skip ahead...it gets better right?

I remember seeing this in the 90s during Jamie Lee Curtis's second (third?) big popularity era following True Lies (which also led to the first of now two Curtis Halloween revivals.) As with Geena Davis I wish there were more of the Curtis as sexy badass action hero 1990s movies. Oh well.

It's basically Moontrap with a dash of Sphere. Hovers around B movie territory without quite dipping that low. Curtis's character probably should have had more...uh, you know...characterization. Either they were lazy or they thought we wouldn't know who was going to make it until the end.

Simultaneously the most boring road trip movie ever and the dumbest apocalypse movie ever.

Last minute of the film:
Tony Stark is making shadow puppets against the wall. He's still in the cave in Afghanistan. He never escaped. The whole MCU was in his imagination.