This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

I really enjoyed this one. I guess the kids are just super boring, but I could watch these guys talk about anything for two and a half hours without complaining.

Thank you, Richard Jenkins. Because of you, now I believe there's still good people.

Thank you, Octavia Spencer. Because of you, now I believe in friendship.

Thank you, Doug Jones. Because of you, now I believe in myself.

Thank you, Michael Shannon. Because of you, now I believe in the importance of washing my hands.

Thank you, Sally Hawkins. Because of you, now I believe in love.

And thank you, Guillermo del Toro. Because of you, now I believe in magic.

I love a future Oscar winner.

THREE NOMINATIONS FOR SAOIRSE

AND STILL NO OSCAR?

HOW COME, ACADEMY?