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  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout


    A+ helicopter work here

    Let's talk about those 'copters

    But really, big fan of the zoom zoom whoosh woosh helicopter scenes

    Sorry to all my friends, it'll be a while before I stop talking about these helicopters

    I'm gonna go to sleep tonight and dream about those 'copters

  • Teen Titans Go! To the Movies

    Teen Titans Go! To the Movies


    If I told you Michael Bolton voices a keytar-playing tiger and the Teen Titans ride jet skis over a rainbow into his mouth, would you believe me?

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  • Crazy Rich Asians

    Crazy Rich Asians


    Important Takeaways:

    1) Praying to the Asian Methodist God from the movie that this makes crazy money and we get more stories with pleasant, successful people living cinderella-esque lives. Ideally featuring supporting characters from Silicon Valley & Community.

    2) I know I'm going to *GASP* a lot during M:I - Fallout next week, but will it match the theater-wide *GASPS* at MULTIPLE monologues in the third act??

    3) The world needs a rom-com like this released on a monthly basis in order for joy to exist in the universe.

  • Eighth Grade

    Eighth Grade


    Can kids who WERE popular in eighth grade relate to this movie?? Please speak up