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  • Second Act

    Second Act


    Thankful for the marketing department of this film, because this trailer was played ahead of so many movies that I felt like I already saw the whole thing. The plot is more interesting than the trailers make it out to be.

  • Bird Box

    Bird Box


    I watched this on my phone in a hotel which made it so much more frightening, because I sporadically saw glimpses of my open eyes in the blindfold scenes.

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  • Crazy Rich Asians

    Crazy Rich Asians


    Important Takeaways:

    1) Praying to the Asian Methodist God from the movie that this makes crazy money and we get more stories with pleasant, successful people living cinderella-esque lives. Ideally featuring supporting characters from Silicon Valley & Community.

    2) I know I'm going to *GASP* a lot during M:I - Fallout next week, but will it match the theater-wide *GASPS* at MULTIPLE monologues in the third act??

    3) The world needs a rom-com like this released on a monthly basis in order for joy to exist in the universe.

  • Teen Titans Go! To the Movies

    Teen Titans Go! To the Movies


    If I told you Michael Bolton voices a keytar-playing tiger and the Teen Titans ride jet skis over a rainbow into his mouth, would you believe me?