I've got a bit of a dilemma here and I reckon this is as good a place as any to air my grievance. I'm hoping this will be taken in the spirit of good fun it was written in (... never mind this helmet and kevlar body suit—just precautionary considerations.)
Years ago, my daughter and I were shootin' the ole shinola and she made a bold declaration: "I will NEVER go out with a boy!" She must've been around seven…
When I was a kid, my dad represented a man accused of multiple murders, and when he was acquitted of the crimes, as a show of gratitude, he took our family out to dinner at Bonanza Steakhouse. As we all sat there eating, I kept staring over at the man, wondering if he was capable of such atrocious acts. At one point, he busted me, looked up from his plate and met my gaze. He set his silverware down and…
Boy, people in horror movies do some pretty stupid shit. And this month, I’ve seen a whole lotta people do a whole lotta stupid shit. But whether they were searching the sewers for a rat god or scuba diving through a haunted house, I couldn’t help but feel a little bad for the consequences those people suffered as a result of their poor choices.
These kids on the other hand…
Let me tell ya, if you decide to rappel down…
