I've got a bit of a dilemma here and I reckon this is as good a place as any to air my grievance. I'm hoping this will be taken in the spirit of good fun it was written in (... never mind this helmet and kevlar body suit—just precautionary considerations.)
Years ago, my daughter and I were shootin' the ole shinola and she made a bold declaration: "I will NEVER go out with a boy!" She must've been around seven…