Santana Jade

Film ratings are subjective and not indicative of quality.

Favorite films

  • Teen Wolf
  • The Breakfast Club
  • Earth Girls Are Easy
  • Porky's

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  • Dirty Dancing

    ★★★★★

  • Desperado

    ★★★★

  • Uncharted

    ★★★★

  • Six Days Seven Nights

    ★★★★

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  • Dirty Dancing

    Dirty Dancing

    ★★★★★

    “Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you.”

    Baby needed Johnny to fully embrace who she was and Johnny needed Baby to realize he wasn’t “nothing” and had a lot to offer. I’ve loved this movie since I…

  • Desperado

    Desperado

    ★★★★

    This film has one of the most underrated soundtracks of the 90's. "Bella" by Carlos Santana playing over the love scene is one of the best uses of a guitar instrumental on film. It's erotic, sensual and the perfect musical expression of love-making in the heat of the moment.

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  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The acting in this is on par with Army of Darkness and while I would normally think that is a good thing, it doesn't work here at all. Zombie Strange is absolutely hilarious, but his high points come at emotional points and it's just so awkward and out of place. The ending is probably one of the worst in the MCU, and yes that includes Thor: The Dark World. This is also a special effects disaster at points. I laughed…

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

    ★★★★½

    I wanna ride on the back of bike with Tom Cruise while 80’s music plays. Or just go for a ride with Tom. Or ride Tom.