Santeri Mäkinen

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Favorite films

  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • Les Misérables
  • Pink Floyd: The Wall
  • Amadeus

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  • Amundsen

    ★★½

  • Freaky

    ★★

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

  • Barbie

    ★★★½

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  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★

    Strange and mad sure, but nothing compared to this strange fucking thing that happened yesterday. 

    Little backstory first. When I was born in the late 80’s, my father started building us a home. It took the lazy bastard two or three years to finish and we moved there probably in 89 or 90. Then we lived there to the late 96 when my father’s business went under and we were forced to sell the house. We then moved to the…

  • Kursk

    Kursk

    ★★★½

    I have a Kursk story. It was the autumn of 2000 and I had just started the seventh grade in my school in Finland. Our teacher told us that everyone in our class would write a nice personal letter to our companion school abroad. So I did as I was told, I wrote a goodhearted letter. In it I told who I was, what I liked and what my favorite movies were. I did NOT tell what kind of music…

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  • Amundsen

    Amundsen

    ★★½

    Almost every other book I read is about polar exploration, I am just absolutely fascinated by the subject. During this winter I have read Madhouse at End of of the Earth, Endurance, The Worst Journey in The World and The Last Viking, all more or less about Roald Amundsen or about the conquest of the South Pole. This of course makes me an expert on Amundsen and South Pole, a professor of arctic exploration if you will. Anyway, as I am…

  • Freaky

    Freaky

    ★★

    Vince Vaughn playing a teenage girl was great, otherwise the movie was just predictable and dumb. Would have worked way better as a full-out comedy instead of a half-comedy half-slasher.

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  • Land of Silence and Darkness

    Land of Silence and Darkness

    ★★★★★

    There was a scene where an old lady who was deaf and blind is flying on a airplane for the first time. I’m never gonna forget that smile. Even my wife broke down when she saw it, and she didn’t even cry when I proposed.

  • The Frighteners

    The Frighteners

    There’s a scene where a dead cowboy rapes an egyptian mummy, and that really is only scratching the surface.