meg ryan’s line reading of ‘i’m DIFFICULT!’ will never ever be topped
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When Harry Met Sally... 1989
harry burns and also every lesbian after the first date: when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible
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Beau Is Afraid 2023
watching this in the cinema was one of my favourite moviegoing expeditions thus far but if you want the full experience you’ll have to get diagnosed with my specific cocktail of mental illnesses… he’s just like me!
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13 Going on 30 2004
lately she’s been acting like a… tall child!
a lovely film about how important it is to always be big and tiny at the same time no matter how old you are. jennifer garner deserves fifty oscars.
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The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023
no princess peach slash daisy lesbian relationship… what happened to the gay agenda?
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The Souvenir 2019
i think that… there’s this thing, this really sticky, magnetic field that’s so hard to climb out of when you’re sensitive to a fault. where someone sees you and understands you, and a chasm opens, and all of a sudden you’ll tear layers of your skin and shred yourself to pieces just to keep it from closing.
there are lots of reviews of this film that are resoundingly confused as to why julie didn’t just dump anthony. to me it…
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Rye Lane 2023
rom-communists… the renaissance is upon us! gorgeous. YUMMY! the term ‘visual feast’ is beyond overused, but i’ve got to emphasise how much the cinematography and production design went hand in hand to create images that were not only exciting, but addictive to watch. was fishbowled to oblivion and loved it; felt like i was in a fever dream most of the time which somehow made the whole thing more intimate. bright colours, banging tunes, two hundred versions of yourself at…
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