• When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★★

    meg ryan’s line reading of ‘i’m DIFFICULT!’ will never ever be topped

  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★★

    harry burns and also every lesbian after the first date: when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible

  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid

    ★★★★★

    watching this in the cinema was one of my favourite moviegoing expeditions thus far but if you want the full experience you’ll have to get diagnosed with my specific cocktail of mental illnesses… he’s just like me!

  • 13 Going on 30

    13 Going on 30

    ★★★★

    lately she’s been acting like a… tall child! 

    a lovely film about how important it is to always be big and tiny at the same time no matter how old you are. jennifer garner deserves fifty oscars.

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

    a quintessential piece of queer cinema and a feature length advertisement for navy recruitment. the duality of film.

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    no princess peach slash daisy lesbian relationship… what happened to the gay agenda?

  • The Souvenir

    The Souvenir

    ★★★★

    i think that… there’s this thing, this really sticky, magnetic field that’s so hard to climb out of when you’re sensitive to a fault. where someone sees you and understands you, and a chasm opens, and all of a sudden you’ll tear layers of your skin and shred yourself to pieces just to keep it from closing.

    there are lots of reviews of this film that are resoundingly confused as to why julie didn’t just dump anthony. to me it…

  • Rye Lane

    Rye Lane

    ★★★★

    rom-communists… the renaissance is upon us! gorgeous. YUMMY! the term ‘visual feast’ is beyond overused, but i’ve got to emphasise how much the cinematography and production design went hand in hand to create images that were not only exciting, but addictive to watch. was fishbowled to oblivion and loved it; felt like i was in a fever dream most of the time which somehow made the whole thing more intimate. bright colours, banging tunes, two hundred versions of yourself at…

  • Now You See Me

    Now You See Me

    jesse eisenberg wasn’t even acting he’s just like that

  • boygenius: the film

    boygenius: the film

    ★★★★★

    goddamn those boys are geniuses

  • Of an Age

    Of an Age

    ★★★½

    really beautiful. watched the first dance scene with my mouth slightly ajar, kind of trying to shield my wonder from the people i was watching with. was a little bit broken by kol and ebony’s friendship and that little wave between them at the end. i want to rewatch dance academy.

  • Paris, Texas

    Paris, Texas

    ★★★★

    i feel like i could write fifty essays on that confessional scene alone