• Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

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    Coughing baby (mcu spider-man films) vs hydrogen bomb (spider-verse films)

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

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    β€œhe makes us laugh and he loves us, that’s his purpose.”

    This was so much sadder than i was expecting it to be lol

    Who would have thought that if you get talented people to make these and actually let them make the film they want to make without micromanaging them and forcing it to connect to 10 disney+ shows that only 7 people will actually watch then they end up being very good

    if i could give this an extra five stars for the florence & the machine needle drop then i would

  • Evil Dead Rise

    Evil Dead Rise

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    Saw this in dolby… i have heard things that i will never be able to unhear

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

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    This and succession prove that the only way to make stuff about business interesting is to add a little bit of homoeroticism

  • The Evil Dead

    The Evil Dead

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    What was the fog machine budget for this

  • Babylon

    Babylon

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    more!! eat another rat!!!!

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4

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    They should play the last hour of this on a loop at the louvre

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI

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    Not going to lie the letterboxd insult hurt a little

  • Scream

    Scream

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    Still really weird that they made a scream film where most of the meta commentary is focused on reactions to the last jedi and not horror films of the past 11 years lol but at least the last 30 minutes are fun

  • Cocaine Bear

    Cocaine Bear

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    The only funny part of this to me was an editing transition during the last 30 minutes which was so bad that i’m starting to think i fell asleep and imagined it

  • Magic Mike XXL

    Magic Mike XXL

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    lgbt ally magic mike

  • Magic Mike's Last Dance

    Magic Mike's Last Dance

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    A little disappointing but unfortunately very few films can be as good as magic mike xxl