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  • The Knight Before Christmas

    The Knight Before Christmas

    ★★★★

    and then they all clapped

  • Sink or Swim

    Sink or Swim

    ★★★★½

    you can really tell the generational divide when the old lady next to you in the cinema almost chokes to death from laughing that hard when the guys make anxious faces while you really have to fight your tears because your boys worked so hard for this moment and finally get to show it off

  • Naruto Shippuden the Movie: The Will of Fire

    Naruto Shippuden the Movie: The Will of Fire

    ★★★★

    gai threw the first brick at stonewall

  • The House That Jack Built

    The House That Jack Built

    ★½

    [spongebob sitting at a table with his hands folded staring into the void with a cup of coffee next to him]

  • Sixteen Candles

    Sixteen Candles

    this aged badly but at least the dad didn’t treat his daughter like his property

  • Annabelle Comes Home

    Annabelle Comes Home

    ★★★½

    i would have died for any of the girls but specifically daniela

  • Secret Obsession

    Secret Obsession

    ★½

    girl wasn’t even done limping and already wearing heels i wish i was that strong

  • Sleepaway Camp

    Sleepaway Camp

    ★★

    maybe the fact that i knew the end was gonna be shocking had me build up my hopes but well it was okay

    all the boys in crop tops and shorts really redemmed this movie tho

  • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

    Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

    ★★½

    i love how all the food turned into animals you can make puns with this is exactly what darwin fought for

  • GirlHouse

    GirlHouse

    when only horror movies have good representation and you’re oblivious af and don’t realize they’re all gonna get murdered in horrible ways so you’re an hour into the movie before you have to stop bc you don’t wanna see a girl killed with a dildo

  • The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie

    ½

    dude got a gf by sending one (1) emoji i’m honestly so offended

  • Mama

    Mama

    ★★★

    only i can tear up watching a horror movie