I think I just got the shit kicked out of me

but when will a boy whisk me away to a chicken nugget date complete with multiple sauces, archery skills, and lightsaber utensils?

the mcu is like the man in my life who I always tell my girlfriends "oh I'm over his ass!" but then he hits me with a "you up?" text and I respond literally seconds later.

Emma Stone saw Moonlight’s gay ass snatch that best picture oscar right outta her hand and thought “a bitch won’t be fooled again!”