Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 ★★★★

genie: thank you for freeing me! i shall grant you exactly one wish!
me: baby groot
genie: ...what?
me: i want a baby groot
genie: like, the fictional character?
me: yes, the cute funko pop looking thing. i want that.
genie: you know i can give you like, money and power and stuff.
me: mmmm, just the baby groot thanks.
genie: don't you have like, $60,000 in student loans i could help you with.
me: okay this is my wish right?
genie: yeah
me: so i get whatever i want right?
genie: i s'pose
me: okay so i want baby groot, give me baby groot!
genie: alright! *snaps fingers*
baby groot: i am groot
me: perfect.

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