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  The Boss Baby 2017

  ½ Watched by sarah 19 Feb 2022 1

  what if baby was boss

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  Smooth Talk 1985

  ★★★ Watched by sarah 18 Feb 2022

  treat williams was a treat as a bastard

Popular reviews

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★ Rewatched by sarah 09 Aug 2019 6

  ‪you can tell blue velvet was written by a man because no woman would go through the trouble of holding a man at knifepoint just to prioritise his dick‬

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  Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019

  ★ Watched by sarah 18 Dec 2019

  tragic romance rules but when you open a trilogy with the line “this will begin to make things right”, you fucking make things right by the end of it. this could have been CABIN IN THE SKY meets JOHNNY GUITAR meets STRANGE MAGIC meets THE MAN CALLED NOON meets BEAUTY AND THE BEAST, instead it’s a male gazey rehash that forgets emotions exist.

  i could handle a shitty and bloated film; jj abrams’ filmography doesn’t point to anything else, but to…