sarah

i either write rambling reviews no one reads or short non-reviews no one reads

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  • Rebecca

    Rebecca

    ★★

    here's a thought: someone who understands rebecca should adapt rebecca. daphne du maurier is rolling in her grave.

  • Rebecca

    Rebecca

    ★★

    yeah this is not rebecca

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    tragic romance rules but when you open a trilogy with the line “this will begin to make things right”, you fucking make things right by the end of it. this could have been CABIN IN THE SKY meets JOHNNY GUITAR meets STRANGE MAGIC meets THE MAN CALLED NOON meets BEAUTY AND THE BEAST, instead it’s a male gazey rehash that forgets emotions exist.

    i could handle a shitty and bloated film; jj abrams’ filmography doesn’t point to anything else, but to…

  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet

    ‪you can tell blue velvet was written by a man because no woman would go through the trouble of holding a man at knifepoint just to prioritise his dick‬