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  • Glitter
  • Young Soul Rebels
  • No Fear, No Die
  • Grace Jones: Bloodlight and Bami

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  • The Black Phone

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

  • Jurassic World

    ★★

  • Jurassic Park III

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  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World

    ★★

    heinous. line delivery so bad it’s funny. bryce dallas howard and chris pratt, why do we care? go girls give us nothing. absolutely nothing to care about and no one to root for. about 2/3rds of the actors here can’t actually act (lauren lapkus, are you okay?!), to the point of it being distracting. 

    if we’re working with what we have here: we need more omar cy (real human vibe, true animal ally always welcomed), more irrfan khan (good energy, knows…

  • Fire Island

    Fire Island

    FINALLY, A NICE ROM-COM :’)

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  • Catch and Release

    Catch and Release

    - this was a weird era for dramas because they were all trying to emulate boring indie darlings a la Sundance and whatever the IFC crowd fawned over and in some ways ironically that made them better than they would have been otherwise, but still bad?

    - you can literally feel the constraint of maleness on this movie, which was directed by a woman, where a woman lead has no other women friends (this also very much aligns with Kevin…

  • Queen & Slim

    Queen & Slim

    this movie made me tired as fuck.