Sara Jean

I'm a graphic designer that watches a lot of movies and plays too many video games.

Favorite films

  • Blade Runner
  • Alien
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Thing

Recent activity

  • The Gate


  • Arctic


  • Light of My Life


  • Rocketman


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory


    So now that I've watched this as an adult, I've come to the conclusion that Grandpa Joe is the fucking worst.

    1. He could have worked, but he chose not to. He acted like he had the inability to walk and get out of bed, but he could and would rather have Charlie and his mom work to support the ENTIRE family (including the three other dead beats in the bed).

    2. Charlie's mom worked doing laundry late into the…

  • Hackers



    There was this one time Hackers started playing on the TV while Tim and I were arguing. Both of us wanted to watch it so bad that we just dropped the argument entirely so we could watch it. I don’t even remember what the hell we were arguing about. Hackers can save a marriage.