Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Normal People 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Jan 2022

  2 sexy sheepish people asking each other “you all right?” for 342 minutes. Couldn’t turn it off.

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  The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent 2022

  ★★½ Watched 25 Apr 2022 3

  The unbearable weight of my massive ass

Recent reviews

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  American Pie 1999

  ★★ Watched 07 May 2023

  I don’t know what I was expecting but it was this

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  2001: A Space Odyssey 1968

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 18 Apr 2023 1

  Loved going inside the rainbow!

Popular reviews

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  Blonde 2022

  ★ Watched 24 Jun 2022 1

  A watery, whimpering, weak portrayal of a tough feminist icon. Marilyn was a mastermind in the movie industry and this film treats her like a fatherless victim with zero agency. She was either whispering or screeching. Confused by the pro-life messaging and full on Cuban accent. I felt nothing and learned nothing. The cinematography and Ana de Armas’s beauty were the only two things that made it watchable.

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  Don't Look Up 2021

  ★ Watched 28 Dec 2021

  my thoughts on this movie are too hateful to be shared on a public forum. Please reach out to me directly if you’re curious about how I survived this film.