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  • Spirited Away
  • Bee Movie
  • Adaptation.
  • Brüno

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  • Fight Club


  • The Hunger Games


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  • Blonde


    A watery, whimpering, weak portrayal of a tough feminist icon. Marilyn was a mastermind in the movie industry and this film treats her like a fatherless victim with zero agency. She was either whispering or screeching. Confused by the pro-life messaging and full on Cuban accent. I felt nothing and learned nothing. The cinematography and Ana de Armas’s beauty were the only two things that made it watchable.

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    my thoughts on this movie are too hateful to be shared on a public forum. Please reach out to me directly if you’re curious about how I survived this film.