★★★★½ Rewatched 23 Jan, 2018
Happiness is watching LA LA LAND with peace of mind knowing that MOONLIGHT won Best Picture.
Watched 12 Jan, 2018
I liked her blue Adidas, but that was it.
★★★★ Watched 31 May, 2014
Garrel and Seydoux don't make out because, if they did, French cinema would implode.
½ Watched 21 Jan, 2015 3
The Boy Next Door: I bought you a copy of The Iliad by Homer. Jennifer Lopez: Is this a first edition?! Me: FFS OMFG R U FUCKING KIDDING ME *BURNS ENTIRE THEATRE DOWN. NO ONE SURVIVES. NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN*