★★★★★ Watched 16 Jul, 2017
Me to all waiters for the foreseeable future: :"Just bring me the best... the best..."
★★★½ Watched 28 Jul, 2017
And that's why you never jump the queue.
★★★★ Watched 31 May, 2014
Garrel and Seydoux don't make out because, if they did, French cinema would implode.
½ Watched 21 Jan, 2015 3
The Boy Next Door: I bought you a copy of The Iliad by Homer. Jennifer Lopez: Is this a first edition?! Me: FFS OMFG R U FUCKING KIDDING ME *BURNS ENTIRE THEATRE DOWN. NO ONE SURVIVES. NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN*