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  • Purple Noon

    Purple Noon

    ★★★★★

    Me to all waiters for the foreseeable future: :"Just bring me the best... the best..."

  • Dunkirk

    Dunkirk

    ★★★½

    And that's why you never jump the queue.

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  • The Beautiful Person

    The Beautiful Person

    ★★★★

    Garrel and Seydoux don't make out because, if they did, French cinema would implode.

  • The Boy Next Door

    The Boy Next Door

    ½

    The Boy Next Door: I bought you a copy of The Iliad by Homer.
    Jennifer Lopez: Is this a first edition?!
    Me: FFS OMFG R U FUCKING KIDDING ME *BURNS ENTIRE THEATRE DOWN. NO ONE SURVIVES. NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN*