★★½ Watched 19 Feb, 2017
The sex was boring.
★★½ Watched 17 Feb, 2017
I love Colin Farrell—even when he's a serial killer. Maybe especially when he's a serial killer. I don't know. Feelings are confusing.
½ Watched 21 Jan, 2015 3
The Boy Next Door: I bought you a copy of The Iliad by Homer. Jennifer Lopez: Is this a first edition?! Me: FFS OMFG R U FUCKING KIDDING ME *BURNS ENTIRE THEATRE DOWN. NO ONE SURVIVES. NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN*
★★★★ Watched 31 May, 2014
Garrel and Seydoux don't make out because, if they did, French cinema would implode.