★★★½ Watched 23 Apr, 2017
Dev Patel is 6'1".
★★★½ Watched 24 Apr, 2017
but what if, instead, they didn't
½ Watched 21 Jan, 2015 3
The Boy Next Door: I bought you a copy of The Iliad by Homer. Jennifer Lopez: Is this a first edition?! Me: FFS OMFG R U FUCKING KIDDING ME *BURNS ENTIRE THEATRE DOWN. NO ONE SURVIVES. NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN*
★★★★ Watched 31 May, 2014
Garrel and Seydoux don't make out because, if they did, French cinema would implode.