★★★★½ Watched 11 Jul, 2017
I came for a Blake Edwards film, but the projectionist played the new season of TWIN PEAKS. There was no elevator powered by tap dancing.
★★★★★ Watched 29 Jun, 2017
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★★★★ Watched 31 May, 2014
Garrel and Seydoux don't make out because, if they did, French cinema would implode.
½ Watched 21 Jan, 2015 3
The Boy Next Door: I bought you a copy of The Iliad by Homer. Jennifer Lopez: Is this a first edition?! Me: FFS OMFG R U FUCKING KIDDING ME *BURNS ENTIRE THEATRE DOWN. NO ONE SURVIVES. NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN*