1. This was dumb as shit
2. Vera Farmiga is a QUEEN
3. Mister Police Patrick Wilson looked so handsome and hot here I would let him shoot me. Repeatedly. Is this a pun? Yeah, probably. So freaking hot, you guys.
I knew I was in trouble early on when Ansel Elgort was hopping on the street cheerfully and I was reminded of La La Land (which is mediocre at best). But when he started mouthing the lyrics to the songs that were playing like an asshole then I knew this will not go well.
I had no idea it will be so terrible though.
Nothing worked here for me. Not the romance, not even the villain - who had the…