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Favorite films

  • Dracula
  • Kiss 25 Goodbye
  • Drama in the Air
  • The Orientalist

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  • Robbie the Reindeer: Hooves of Fire

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  • Grumpy Old Men

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  • Lost Hearts

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  • The Frozen Ground

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  • Romeo + Juliet

    Romeo + Juliet

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    "These violent delights have violent ends, and in their triumph die like fire and powder, which as they kiss consume. The sweetest honey is loathsome in his own deliciousness, and in the taste confounds the appetite."

    I can totally see why Baz Luhrmann wouldn't work for any one person, based just on this film alone. But this adaptation of Romeo and Juliet is such an anachronistic time capsule, so unapologetically and vividly of its very specific time, that I can't…

  • Blood and Roses

    Blood and Roses

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    I sleep, and I dream of Ludwig. He is my love, my raison d'Γͺtre, le monde, les Γ©toiles, le ciel. My life is not ended, it waits to reunite with him. I, his love everlasting. Secreted away. To sleep. To wait. Je t'aime...

    But he unites with others.

    They join me in slumber, more restful than I. He has taken all that I have given and more. I will take what he does not give, what he places wrongly. My…

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  • Robbie the Reindeer: Hooves of Fire

    Robbie the Reindeer: Hooves of Fire

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    "Can't we just have the day off and slob around and eat toast in our pants?"

    Having already made myself some toast and milky tea to have while slobbing around in my pjs and watching this, I can say Robbie is a reindeer after my own heart. At least until he kicks himself into gear later to win at all the physical activity everythings. I'm not really sure why this was re-released with an American cast as the English cast…

  • Grumpy Old Men

    Grumpy Old Men

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    Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau are such a pair of lovable goofs and pairing them up into these grumpy personalities results in way too many funny little moments to be able to pick out favorites. Although one moment when Matthau has the line "This man is a menace" immediately brought me back to watching the 1993 Dennis the Menace probably an unspeakable amount and probably driving my parents insane with it. But this film had me in absolute stitches, something…

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  • Trick 'r Treat

    Trick 'r Treat

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    "Let's just take all this crap down, it looks like a crime scene."

    Wow if ever there was someone who needed to be murdered by an evil burlap sack child on Halloween night. Who takes their decorations down on HALLOWEEN NIGHT?! Take your spiritless self inside and sit down ffs. I miss when entire neighborhoods used to decorate houses for trick-or-treaters or just to be fun on a holiday and this girl is over here like "UGH I HATE HALLOWEEN."…

  • Kuroneko

    Kuroneko

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    卄 卂 ε°Ί δΉƒ δΈ¨ ε‡  Ꭲ δΉ‡ ε°Ί

    hungry. thirsty. sweating. thieving. destroying.
    burning.
    lick of flame carries whispered screams
    on behalf of the dead, the gods grant a wish

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    a black cat
    a black gate
    a white ghost, gliding silently through the sky, standing silently before
    a trap laid with honey, spider to noxious fly
    a cat's cry in the bamboo grove
    wind rustling through guardian leaves, a splendid residence stands sentinel
    a slight chill,…