• John Wick: Chapter 2

    John Wick: Chapter 2


    I’ve gotten bored of writing reviews on this app so I’ll still rate films, but I won’t be reviewing stuff anymore. I did gain over 2000 followers though so that is pretty epic. Bye.

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

    Fantastic Mr. Fox


    Although the animation is really impressive it’s traumatising for the first 10 minutes or so, but it sinks in.

  • Bloodshot



    An hour and 50 minutes of vin diesel trying to be cool, but failing miserably because he can’t act for his life.

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong


    I respect this film because it finally noticed no one gives a shit about the humans character development and just gives you the monsters fight.

  • The Blues Brothers

    The Blues Brothers


    Two epic alpha males out play hundreds of police cars, nazis and Carrie fisher (who developed storm trooper aim after Star Wars) because they wanted a nun to keep her orphanage.

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League


    This basically ticked all the boxes of the things the other films in this universe failed to do. This film has made a universe that had failed miserably to give the audience good characters and something to care for, a shot at redemption. If they can continue to put the effort into the dc films in future like they did in this, then I truly believe dc can resurrect a dead franchise.

  • The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie


    The emoji bop and James cordon can fuck off.

  • Sonic the Hedgehog

    Sonic the Hedgehog


    Cringey blue hedgehog that runs reasonably fast is tracked down by mental doctor with no friends that likes lattes.

  • Maze Runner: The Death Cure

    Maze Runner: The Death Cure


    After a holiday in a forest with fucking spider cyborgs around them and a trip to a desert full of zombies, our hero’s decide to take a adventure to some futuristic like city to fight evil child consuming company. Still kinda shit.