• John Wick: Chapter 2

    John Wick: Chapter 2

    ★★★½

    I’ve gotten bored of writing reviews on this app so I’ll still rate films, but I won’t be reviewing stuff anymore. I did gain over 2000 followers though so that is pretty epic. Bye.

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

    Fantastic Mr. Fox

    ★★★★½

    Although the animation is really impressive it’s traumatising for the first 10 minutes or so, but it sinks in.

  • Bloodshot

    Bloodshot

    ★½

    An hour and 50 minutes of vin diesel trying to be cool, but failing miserably because he can’t act for his life.

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    ★★★½

    I respect this film because it finally noticed no one gives a shit about the humans character development and just gives you the monsters fight.

  • The Blues Brothers

    The Blues Brothers

    ★★★★

    Two epic alpha males out play hundreds of police cars, nazis and Carrie fisher (who developed storm trooper aim after Star Wars) because they wanted a nun to keep her orphanage.

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★★½

    This basically ticked all the boxes of the things the other films in this universe failed to do. This film has made a universe that had failed miserably to give the audience good characters and something to care for, a shot at redemption. If they can continue to put the effort into the dc films in future like they did in this, then I truly believe dc can resurrect a dead franchise.

  • The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie

    ½

    The emoji bop and James cordon can fuck off.

  • Sonic the Hedgehog

    Sonic the Hedgehog

    ★★

    Cringey blue hedgehog that runs reasonably fast is tracked down by mental doctor with no friends that likes lattes.

  • Maze Runner: The Death Cure

    Maze Runner: The Death Cure

    ★★★

    After a holiday in a forest with fucking spider cyborgs around them and a trip to a desert full of zombies, our hero’s decide to take a adventure to some futuristic like city to fight evil child consuming company. Still kinda shit.