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  • Spirited Away
  • Total Recall
  • Prometheus
  • The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

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  • The Sea Beast

    ★★★★½

  • Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

    ½

  • AVP: Alien vs. Predator

    ★★★½

  • Prey

    ★★★★½

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  • Copshop

    Copshop

    ★★★

    During covid, some people baked bread, some people gained weight, some people used Zoom, and some people made movies like Demonic and Copshop. 

    The covid ness nearly ruins what is Carnahans most bonkers movie since Stretch. There are rarely more than two people in frame at a time, and there are some seriously sus extras who may or may not have been lead actors in other costumes. The filmmakers behind these two particular movies may have broken the covid mold…

  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★★★½

    THE PREDATOR IS SUCH A FUCKING CHEATER OMG HE CAN TURN INVISIBLE COME ON. WTF THESE ALIENS JUST WANNA COME OVER WITH WEAK SHIT AND CHEAT?

    Will revisit.