"Come on, Spider-Man..."

In which Spider-Man is little more than a YouTube star...

One-hundred percent written (or, rewritten) by a committee of dudes trying to "stay woke" and desperately appeal to #teenlife.

True story: after shopping in Glendale, I stopped at the nearby multiplex with intent to catch Kathryn Bigelow's DETROIT (2017) before heading home. I approached the self-service ticket kiosk and to my surprise there was already a ticket sticking out of the dispenser. It was, of course, for…

Forget PUNISHER: WAR ZONE. Goldblatt made an 80s action masterpiece.

10 reasons why you should stop everything and watch THE PUNISHER now:

1. Dolph Lundgren (!) as Frank Castle / The Punisher.
2. Jeroen Krabbe (!) as the new don of the Italian mafia.
3. Explosions. Lots of 'em. Explosions within explosions.
4. Scuba-Ninjas. Stop. Read it again. Fucking scuba-ninjas!
5. A deadly woman who crucifies a man with her earrings.
6. A vision of Castle as a broken, fragile,…

"If something excites you, be brave. And go! Try to do it good, but do it." - Menahem Golan

Two cousins, their sincere love of cinema, and the collapse of their empire.

Hartley's previous doc (MACHETE MAIDENS UNLEASHED!) fell victim to a sad tragedy in that it spent ninety agonizing minutes making fun of and shaming its subject matter. ELECTRIC BOOGALOO begins with the same regrettable tone, calling the films "silly," "stupid," and "low budget," but after 15 minutes, the…