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  • Demonlover



    Personal affection is not equivalent to professional respect (and vice versa).

    Ironically, the most fantastic element of a movie that abides in anime sex magick is a nude Chloë Sevigny on a bed playing Oni on PlayStation 2.

    As dire a portrait of the new flesh's digital echoes in the nascent Internet age of 2002 as I can imagine, equal parts condemnation and revelry. The life - suffering, humiliation, even torture - of one person is mere entertainment to another; or, worse yet, white noise waves crashing on an unseen sea.

    P.S. Is it just me or does Assayas occasionally abuse the 'fade to black?'

  • Scumrock



    A deliberately lo-fi (filmed on Hi-8) and vaguely non-linear meditation on stasis, failure, and searching for happiness at the end of your twenties.

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  • Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films

    Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films


    "If something excites you, be brave. And go! Try to do it good, but do it." - Menahem Golan

    Two cousins, their sincere love of cinema, and the collapse of their empire.

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