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  • The Relic

    The Relic


    Visually speaking, genuinely one of the darkest movies I have ever seen.

    Some of the wildest scenes ever of sudden chaos and panic as a result of too little information delivered all at once: brutal and yet so oddly pedestrian.

    Sincerely appreciated the subtle seeming coincidence that a teaser trailer for FACE/OFF (1997) preceded this feature at the New Bev and two canine cops in the movie are named Castor and Pollux (as with the character Nicolas Cage and his brother - Alessandro Nivola - portray in the aforementioned). Is this the ultimate in subliminal studio marketing? Paramount, you sly devil.

  • The Assignment

    The Assignment


    As inexplicable of a motion picture as you are likely to find these days.

    Michelle Rodriguez (as gender-reassigned gun-for-hire Frank Kitchen) is trying to pull off a miracle. Nobody, no matter how sincere the approach, can act their way through a beard as fake as the one we're introduced to here. But that gentle wisecrack aside, how is it that Walter Hill came to make an almost totally tone deaf action film about the - incidental - transgender experience?


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    Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films


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