Stefan Birgir Stefans

Stefan Birgir Stefans

write reviews for films that nobody cares about

Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street
  • Alien
  • Jurassic Park

Recent activity

  • Fargo


  • The Spy Who Dumped Me


  • Bridesmaids


  • Mindhunters


Recent reviews

  • Good Burger 2

    Good Burger 2


    should have used that peter cushing tech on abe vigoda.

    glad they didn't get that pedophile producer back.

  • Freelance



    i can't quite explain it but this feels like someone was shooting a couple of scenes for a fake film that a character in a movie would be watching but then they decided to just make it into a whole film.

Popular reviews

  • Hide and Seek

    Hide and Seek


    see, this is why i don't want kids. they don't tell you what's up, they just act all spooky.

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League


    As an Icelandic person, I must point out that you don't have to travel by horse over mountains to get to any villages here (also, Batman, a horse? you're Batman not Lucky Luke, use a batsnowplower or something). No villages are managed in pubs nor rely on superhuman aqua based superheroes for food and at no point will Icelandic people start to sing "Vísur Vatnsenda-Rósu" in unison at you like they do here.

    The Icelandic they spoke was correct, though.

    Also, this movie did not need to be 4 hours.