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Madame Web 2024
but seriously. who asked for this? i remember madame web from the 90s spider-man cartoon, but I have no idea who any of the other characters are and did the fans of those characters really wanted to see them in a film set BEFORE they get superpowers?
there is no way emma roberts is peter parker's mom and as much as i love adam scott, there is no way he is ben parker.
aggressively bad at every point, starting with those stupid zooms in that stupid opening scene with the stupid mom looking for that stupid spider.
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Hide and Seek 2005
see, this is why i don't want kids. they don't tell you what's up, they just act all spooky.
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Zack Snyder's Justice League 2021
As an Icelandic person, I must point out that you don't have to travel by horse over mountains to get to any villages here (also, Batman, a horse? you're Batman not Lucky Luke, use a batsnowplower or something). No villages are managed in pubs nor rely on superhuman aqua based superheroes for food and at no point will Icelandic people start to sing "Vísur Vatnsenda-Rósu" in unison at you like they do here.
The Icelandic they spoke was correct, though.
Also, this movie did not need to be 4 hours.