I began to cringe at the speech scene (10-minute mark) and my muscles then proceeded to tense up one by one until the credits rolled; at which point I came to the realisation that it is possible to hold tension between your toes. By the time it was over, I felt like I'd done two hours of yoga except with none of the health benefits and none of the inner peace.
Given this, beyond being (literally) painfully unfunny, this movie…
