I talk about the giant shiny coconut crab from Moana for a living
First of all, I think this might be the most gorgeous animation I've ever seen in a movie? I am so jealous of everyone who got to see this in theaters.
Second, the meaningful and profound lengths this movie's narrative goes to in order to subvert expectations is just incredible. This obviously was never gonna work as a straight-up Beauty and the Beast remake, which is why I was so pleased to see this movie evoke that story's premise and…