I was gonna give it a 9/10 but that last shot before the credits...fuck it 10/10. It may not be the single greatest movie ever made, but I can think of nothing else that deserves the title of "best-reviewed film of all time" more than this.
-
-
-
-
Jesus Christ Superstar 1973
This movie is goofy as sin in so many ways, and while it works for certain songs (Simon Zealotes, Herod's Song, etc.), it really betrays the tone in other areas. Nothing quite like getting wrapped up in the drama of Judas receiving his silver pieces for betraying Jesus, only for the film to suddenly cut to jet planes flying overhead. It's...a lot, but it is, at the very least, consistently entertaining with a fairly good balance of humor and drama. Happy Good Friday my fellow Greeks!
-
The Wizard of Oz 1939
Yeah it was good but it's no Phineas and Ferb Season 2 Episode 56 "Wizard of Odd"
-
The Muppet Movie 1979
These Muppets gave a woman a severe allergic reaction to get an audition, they don't fuck around
-
-
Streets of Fire 1984
Willem Dafoe? More like Willem "DA FOE" :O
(this is my worst review of all time)
-
Shiva Baby 2020
Loved the sheer fucking chaos of this movie, I only wish it would have built up to something more climactic by the end. But overall, super fun time
-
-
-
Whiplash 2013
Surprised I never checked this out before, it's a neat little watch! It's cool to see this prototype version of a scene from the film that surprisingly has most of the same dialogue intact. It also made me appreciate the lighting, editing, and especially Miles Teller's performance in the film even more cause this kid...ain't that great