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The Three Caballeros 1944
Donald is shown to be in love with women, but he's part of a trio that explicitly sings about being "three gay caballeros". Which is it
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace 1999
I can't believe they ripped off the podracing track in this from The Mandalorian
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Raya and the Last Dragon 2021
Don't know what I was on when I initially gave this a 6/10. This movie is BAD. The score, animation, and a couple charming side characters can't save it. Its screenplay is insufferable and loaded with countless obnoxious unfunny quips, Sisu is the most irritating character in a Disney movie since the Rosie O'Donnell monkey in Tarzan, and the message about trust is genuinely irresponsible, not to mention beaten to death in increasingly unsubtle ways. The fact that Disney had…
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Last Night in Soho 2021
For a couple years now, I've considered Edgar Wright to be my favorite director, thanks in no small part to the fact that the man just couldn't seem to miss. Every one of his prior films is absolutely excellent in their own wright, and I couldn't wait to see what he could do with a straight-up horror film for a change.
...what the fuck happened?
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Creature from the Black Lagoon 1954
I guess I just don't like G-rated horror movies devoid of interesting characters that abruptly end out of nowhere after blasting siren noises in my ears for 80 minutes and calling that a "score"
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