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Little Italy 2018
This is like the third 5-star rating I've given out ironically in the past week but can you really blame me? Frankly, why haven't YOU given this 5 stars? This is a fucking riot of an experience, a film that fully understands how utterly idiotic and terrible it is, and rolls with the insanity throughout its entire runtime. Hayden Christensen, a God Amongst Men, decided to grace us with his amazing fake accent and epic pizza making skills in this…
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The Social Network 2010
Haven't seen this movie since I was 12 and yet I vividly remembered nearly every single scene and so many lines of dialogue. Such a masterfully crafted film in every way; screenplay, direction, editing, performances, the whole shebang. This film had 100% of my attention from beginning to end and I'm disappointed it didn't continue for another 10 hours. Not awarding this film Best Picture may be the Academy's most egregious mistake in a long and torturous line of egregious mistakes.
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Shark Tale 2004
MAY 👏 HIS 👏 STINKIN 👏 MAGGOT 👏 COVERED 👏 CORPSE 👏 ROT 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏FIERY 👏 DEPTHS 👏 OF 👏 HELL 👏
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The Grand Budapest Hotel 2014
My mom wanted to watch a movie with the family and my dad said "It's this movie or nothing"
Yeah I agree
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Synecdoche, New York 2008
Charlie Kaufman movies are really cool because they make you sob uncontrollably and regret all your life choices and also there's a silly man sleeping in the basement of a house that's on fire. That's not a good place to sleep, sillyhead!
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